I have officially decided to quit society today and only amuse myself with every adolescent diversion available or within grasp. Basically stated and reduced to simplest terms, General Dynamics, shall not receive full benefit of personal technical skill set for salary paid.

Technically, I’m not on strike. However, Timmy is unfortunately functioning on only one cylinder today instead of all 12. Yes, 12. By manufacturers specifications, this geriatric frame contains standard European built, 12 cylinder engine designed to handle rough terrain, tight curves, and accelerate at mind boggling speeds.

Nevertheless, considering my Champaign taste on beer budget, Timmy can’t afford to fine tune all 12 cylinders lately to meet perceived expectations. In other words, I have been reduced to a frick’n Volkswagen…