Ghastly Web Design
OK, first things first... This web stuff is relatively new to me and as direct result, there is little, if any, graphic or esthetic consistency throughout TUATM.net. Although, this personal carelessness breaks every cardinal rule regarding website creation, this site is strictly for savage amusement and nobody wasted their precious dollars paying me for this mess. So, if morbidly curious, here is a link to things learned about web design.

Microsoft Office Software Tips
Microsoft Office software tips are available within TUATM.net. However, most are unimpressive and predominantly isolated products prior to Microsoft Office 2007. Additionally, Adobe and Macromedia products are slowly being added as time permits, however, don't expect Earth shattering revelations pertaining content. In essence, I know what I know, however, what I know, ain't much. Proceed with caution. [various tips]

GTMO Gamers
First and foremost, this discussion has nothing to do with being critical of gamers. So please, I honestly don’t want to hear your whining again about how I successfully managed to shatter another overly sensitive techie personality. If fragile ego best describes your personality, please progress to an alternate diversion, such as Disney. [our gtmo elite]

Microsoft Windows Tips, Tricks, Hacks, and Tweaks
Before indulging into this portion, you might seriously consider reading the obligatory legal disclaimer prior to advancement. In essence, my Microsoft Windows technical skill set hover at average however portions of documentation within TUATM.net might require adult supervision. By nature, I'm a hack. No, not network intrusion form however more in line with, "I hack my OS until it's so screwed up, the only logical recourse is disk formatting and start from scratch." Nevertheless, if feeling adventurous, please feel to enter at your own risk. [tips, tweaks, and hacks]

Satan's Perdition
Currently, I reside and work within the confines of Satan's Perdition, or better known as Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. For those pondering my method of madness, theoretically, this was a logical personal decision, however, made with great trepidation. Although the concept of life within GTMO was sincerely dreaded, this decision was based upon my employer's agreement to pay for continued advanced education on-line. [my life in cuba]

K9 with Attitude
The Doberman is naturally protective and does not need additional "protection" training to be a fine guard dog. In fact he should be "thoroughly socialized" when young to prevent over-protectiveness. In essence, the Doberman primarily trusts and bonds with family members, however, will make life very inconvenient for anyone perceived outside his social circle. [what to expect]

Rants and Adolescent Outbursts
By definition and according to over-rated Wikipedia; “A rant is a purely emotion driven speech or piece of writing that has been sparked by something so emotionally or intellectually jarring that one ignores any notion of making a well researched and calm argument.” Once again, Wikipedia fails to meet perceived expectations. Whatever... [rants]

Quotes and Antidotes
Not entirely certain why there exist a quote section on this website. However, the only logical explanation I can decipher is; "They serve as central archive and reference material for school projects." For those scratching their heads or any other part of their anatomy, yes, I actually do use these from time to time within projects. [read more]

"Micromanagement Squelches Employee Performance" -- Harvard Business School, 2002 --