Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer comsumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects:

Argued over nothing.

Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.

Gained weight.

Talked excessively without making sense.

Became overly emotional.

Couldn't drive.

Failed to think rationally.

Had to sit down to urinate.

...No further testing was considered necessary...