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Politically Incorrect and Morally Bankrupt Content...
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You Might be a Redneck...
- Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
- Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
- You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
- You have a relative living in your garage.
- Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
- There is a belch somewhere on your answering machine greeting.
- You have ever rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
- None of the tires on your conversion van are the same size.
- You have to hold the hood of your car up with your head while you work on it.
- Your idea of getting 'lucky' is passing the DOT emissions test.
- Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.
- Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.
- Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
- You've ever slow danced in the Waffle House.
- Starting your car involves popping the hood.
- Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
- You whistle at women in church.
- You actually wear shoes that your dog brought home.
- You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale.
- You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the backseat.
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