A man had 50 yard line tickets at the Super Bowl. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next tohim. "No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl and not use it?"

The first man says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the firstSuper Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."

"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to takethe seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."