A man walks into a bar carrying three ducks. He sets the birds on the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, having been in the business a long time, knows better than to ask patrons about the pets they bring in.

In a little while, the guy leaves to hit the john. The bartender, curiosity getting the better of him, walks over to the ducks. He looks at one and says, "What's your name?"

The duck replies, "Huey."

The barkeep then says, "Well, Huey, how was your day?"

Huey replies, "Just great. Lovely. In and out of puddles all day."

He looks at the next duck and says, "Hi. What's your name?"

The duck says, "Dewy."

To which the bartender says, "And how was your day?"

Dewy says, "Great. Terrific. In and out of puddles all day."

The bartender smiles and looks at the third duck. "I guess your name is Louie."

The duck responds, "No. My name is Puddles, and don't ask me how my fucking day was!"