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| Humorous One Liner's |
 Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.
- A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
- Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we now?
- Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
- Do I look like a fucking people person?
- See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
- Allow me to introduce my selves.
- Im trying to imagine you with a personality.
- I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
- How many times do I have to flush you before you go away?
- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
- You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door # 2?
- Okay, okay, I take it back! UN-FUCK YOU!
- Just smile and say "Yes Mistress."
- Mommy, I want to grow up to be a neurotic bitch just like you.
- This is a mean, fucking cruel world & I want my nappy and medication right now.
- Earth is full. Go home.
- Is it time for your medication or mine?
- And which dwarf are you?
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